Lane instruction

Following my few months of leaving algernon,i'm leaving the duty the work and the struggle of not getting fired ,to you.You are officially the new substitute of hard work earned through years of observing.Algernon has a very big appetite and i must assure you that he doesn't like to be kept waiting,cucumbers sandwiches are a must when he is down ,which is rare since i am at the kitchen round the clock racking up something to keep that from happening,because i am telling you,when that happens ,he will consider moving the situation to you,and then your fired ,for a while .This job will be touch and i am not going to sugar coat the fact that it is, indeed hard work .You need to be able to deal with algernon in ways in which only a very skilled person,as i can,being an observer of algernon over the many years I've noticed that he likes to converse with  butlers,and although this is  very rare in my years of working,it isn't with him .

If he shall talk with you just make sure you do not mention anything of your past marriages,i promise ,he will not be to agreeable with yours or anyone's view on marriage,however if you avoid the topic all together you'll be just fine .I want you to also provide algernon with the keys under the mat after 12 midnight,he goes out at around that time every night,i do not know for what reason but he does and the fact that i provide him with assistance,i really don't know why but he is much appreciative in the morning i guarantee .

Another thing that you must apply algernon with is plenty of food when guests are around,this may usually occur when he is occupied with jack or Cecily,he does indeed like to provide his guest with as much food us they could hold,i could say the same for him.So with the many lists of things that you'll have to do for algernon,i'll give you this piece of advice,learnt from the many years of observing algernon,don't say anything;don't talk to him even if he requires your attention,because what might come out of your mouth...he never likes .